St Helens Restaurant
St Helen's Restaurant has closed and is now reopened as Dan's Kitchen. The reviews and comments below refer to the previous owners. M&C will be reviewing the new venue in due course!
St Helen's Restaurant was first visited by Matt and Cat in 2006, shortly before it was awarded an impressive two AA rosettes. In 2009 it changed hands, and of course as with every restaurant the rosettes are no longer in place, until the new chef earns them. The original 2006 review is at the bottom of the page. Read on to see how the restaurant fared in 2010.

2010 review:
It's a tough act to take a on a big job immediately after a well-known character has stepped down. Gordon Brown knows all about that - and look how far that got him. So St Helens' head chef Jason West is a bold man to accept the challenge of measuring up to popular restaurateur Mark Young; who made quite a name for the little place.
As the sun was sinking over the downs, Matt and Cat wandered over the green and ambled into the restaurant soon after it opened for that evening. The venue looked quite the inviting bijou niche eaterie; its clean interior was unchanged with its bright paint and arty seaside prints by local artists. M & C were welcomed and shown to a window table, where they took a look at the menu, which had a short range of simply described but enticing dishes.
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Complimentary warmed rolls were offered and eagerly accepted. Matt also had a starter; before long he was eating chicken liver parfait with mango chutney and toasted brioche. He was a little taken aback by the stark presentation of this juxtaposition of ingredients. Neatly arranged, but devoid of any garnish or treatment, this promising-sounding starter turned out to taste as unremarkable as it looked. Matt also noticed with a moue of disapproval that after it was cleared away, the wineglasses were still on the table, although the diners were drinking water, and even the used sideplates for the bread remained in situ. Details, details. But at these prices, details count.

On to the main courses, and Cat's choice was oven-roasted fillet of beef with rosti potato, roasted shallots, carrots, and jus. Jus, in this case, turned out to be a flavourless but attractive-looking brown gravy, on which an impressively large steak sat atop a rosti. Cat eyed her steak with suspicion, before cutting it open. Although the meat was described as oven roasted, it looked more like grilled or maybe pan-fried. Also, she'd asked for it to be medium, but a brief investigation with her tongue proved the interior of the meaty and still-bloody slab to be cool. This was a blue-rare steak; not at all an unusual way to enjoy a tender fillet, but definitely not the way of the Cat.
The waiter noticed this unusual activity and courteously came over to see if all was well, and Cat asked for a bit more heat to be applied to the steak. The St Helen's dealt well with Cat's request, and within a few moments M&C heard a loud sizzling in the kitchen. Soon the steak was whisked back to Cat, piping hot and just as she had requested. It was an excellent piece of meat, perfectly tender and encircled by tiny carrots. The tangy shallot was particularly tasty in comparison with the understated flavour of the rest. However, like a 1970s BBC TV production, the dish was all just a bit too brown.
Matt, in a echo of his choice at his 2006 visit, chose slow-cooked belly of pork with grain mustard mash, cabbage, crackling and black pudding. A neatly-piled stack of food arrived, anointed with that same brown gravy. Matt disassembled it and dug in. The mash was a creamy, tasty treat, full of mustard and a real complement to the meat. Sadly, this proved to be the only element of the dish which managed to rise above blandness. Even the crackling, whilst pleasingly crunchy, seemed somehow to have been created without the use of salt. Healthier, maybe, but this is crackling we are talking about here: it's a polite version of porky scratchings. The pork itself and even the black pudding just seemed somehow flavourless. The mustard mash just wasn't enough. Pork is a tricky meat - it always demands a powerful seasoning to go alongside it: something acidic, such as fruit, to cut through its fatty texture; or maybe something sweet, such as honey, to complement the flavour. St Helen's offered neither of these - and they probably should have.
Chicken liver parfait £5.00
Belly pork £12.00
Fillet of beef: £19.95
Crumble £5.50
Cheesecake: £5.50
Total: £47.95
Dessert time, and Cat was taken with the sound of griotte cherry cheesecake with kirsch and crushed ginger biscuits. This came in a big glass, with the fluffy mixture underneath a layer of gingery crumbs. It looked very impressive, and little hints of fruit could be seen lurking within. Could the puddings redeem this insipid meal? Sadly not. Like the previous courses, this well-presented item simply did not measure up when tasted. The ginger biscuit was mild; the cheesecake mix was creamy and light, but tasted of nothing in particular - certainly no kirsch could be discerned. And the cherry fragments were tiny and added nothing. Cat, unusually, simply gave up half-way through her dessert, remarking that she had 'got bored' of it and dismissing it as empty calories. Certainly there was nothing wrong with it - as Matt proved by finishing it off - it was just dull. Matt's own pudding was rhubarb crumble with vanilla ice cream. He was going to describe it, but just bringing it to mind induced such torpor in him that he dropped off to sleep at the keyboard. You'll have to imagine it yourself.
There was nothing particularly wrong with it with Matt and Cat's dinner, but equally there was nothing to make it notable. So, to rescue this meal from mediocrity what St Helens Restaurant really needed was something sensational, some memorable coup to make it really stand out in your reviewers' minds. And, right at the last moment, it managed to do so, with the production of the bill. Yes, that was memorable alright. For two people, with no wine, nearly fifty pounds was a bit steep. This might have been worth the money had the two AA rosettes still adorned the door: but they didn't, and it wasn't.
2006 review:
Brown is the new black, gardening is the new sex, and gastro eating is the new nouvelle cuisine; welcome to the noughties. St Helens Restaurant, in the pretty village of (yup, you guessed) St Helens, has embraced this new metro-styling to create a fashionable and very popular venue.

Appearance is nearly everything, and St Helens Restaurant comes up trumps with its cool interior; pale wood flooring and white walls offering a pleasingly neutral backdrop to the splashes of colour provided by the locally painted seascapes on the walls.
Matt and Cat were lucky to get a table at short notice due to a last-minute cancellation but, dear readers, be advised that booking at this small and well-patronised restaurant is essential at all times.
Once seated, Matt and Cat's party was given menus and had the specials explained, which was a nice touch. There were some mouth-watering dishes to choose from and, impressively, local provenance ingredients were identified. Matt and Cat were pleased to see meat from local farms and locally caught fish on the bill of fare. The good value too, caught the eye - mainland style, perhaps, but not mainland prices.
There was a good selection of starters; Matt chose slow-cooked belly of pork with apple and ginger sauce. Cat decided to save herself for the main course and declined a starter, but did not go hungry as a complementary platter of Italian bread with a dish of olive oil and vinegar was produced, to be grazed during the short wait.
Matt's pork was beautifully tender, the sauce was subtly spicy and the dish was accompanied by a small serving of rocket leaves drizzled with balsamic vinegar. A delicious combination of interesting flavours. There was even enough for Cat to have a little taster; she declared the pork 'lovely'.
Although tempted by the Dover sole, pigeon and pheasant dishes, Cat selected Brownrigg chicken with leek and steamed French beans. As anticipated, the chicken, with its creamy sauce, melted in the mouth. The al dente French beans added colour. The meat was daintily served on a patty of leek and potato.
Matt had a Godshill Park Farm Aberdeen Angus Sirloin steak served with tangy peppered mushroom, grilled tomato, a small salad and, as the menu proclaimed, 'proper' chips. Were they, perhaps, an alternative to improper ones? The generous slice of steak had a great flavour and good texture without any stringiness: reminding Matt that it's worth paying the premium for quality meat.
Very pleased with their food thus far, Matt and Cat's eyes were drawn by the waiter to the dessert menu. Again, a tempting range was on offer including chocolate torte with almond and pistachio ice cream, and plum frangipane with brown sugar ice cream. Cat dithered over the selection and eventually opted for plum and apple crumble with vanilla ice cream. Matt had no such difficulty as, having a glass of delightful Concha y Toro Chilean Merlot to finish, he chose to accompany it with a selection of English cheeses.
The crumble was piping hot, having obviously just come out of the oven. The topping was lovely and crunchy and the fruit very tasty. Matt's small but carefully served cheese selection included Stilton and smoked cheddar, with a rich chutney, freshly cut apple and celery alongside a warm sliced walnut loaf - this sounds odd but really was an interesting and enjoyable accompaniment to cheese.
For the entire time that Matt and Cat were in the restaurant it was busy with lively Christmas parties. Some of the other patrons were clearly regulars and were greeted by the chef, no less. The atmosphere was loud, cheerful and very enjoyable - although perhaps this might not always be the place for an intimate conversation.
St Helens Restaurant has a well-deserved good reputation. The food is outstanding, and the restaurant achieves a commendable emphasis on local produce whilst still presenting an interesting and varied menu at sensible prices. Matt and Cat are very happy to endorse it.
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Today I had the pork roast with fennel crackling. I saved my crackling for the hound. If you're like me, then you'll enjoy the wonderfull veggies. We had sweet roasted carrots, steamed greens, and purple sprouting broccoli cooked to a crunchy perfection. My favourite is the cauliflower and leek casserole with a lovely bechamel sauce. If I was a vegetarian, I would come here and order the Sunday roast, but hold the meat. I'm glad that I'm not a vegetarian, because the roast pork was very tender and flavoursome. The roast potatoes are very nice too.
If I had a criticism, it would be this. Get more comfortable chairs. We wanted to bring my elderly parents but their scrawny derrieres require more substantial cushioning. We had to take them to Mojacs in Cowes. Lovely seats. Great food too.
As for vegetarians ordering the sunday lunch meat free we feel we should warn that the great flavour of our crispy roast potatoes should be attributed mainly to the wonderful duck fat we render from our Brownrigg ducks and slowly roast said potatoes in!! although if pre warned we could use olive oil for any one desiring a meat free roast.
Finally admiral of you to give your fennel seed crackling to your hound I would find it difficult to part with mine!
Best wishes to you, we look forward to your next visit. and well done to Matt and Cat keep up the good work we find this site fasinating, a great way to keep us caterers on our toes.
Mark Young Chef/owner The St Helens
It's lovely!
The service was wooden - and the "little" touches like individual catering portion butter and individually wrapped mint imperials are not appreciated. One word of advice - ditch the awful plastic green menu books that the menu now gets inserted in - this is the stuff of cheap cafes, not the St Helen's Restaurant.
The website was different but the menu contained some of the old favourites and a table was still available for Saturday evening on a bank holiday weekend
On entrance we were promptly greeted by what by our guess must have been the patron's parents and escorted to our table which despite our late arrival was one of the nicer ones in the venue. There was still local art on display and for sale, and the walls seemed to have been treated to a fresh lick of paint - So far so good
As there was no blackboard (because we were late or they don't do it any more) we studied the menu and were promptly informed that some of the choices had run out (no critic here, shows the use of fresh, local -and hence limite- produce) and made our choices
We settled for one of our favourites to start with - local crab cake, which was just lovely, moist inside crispy outside and very tasty. A slight letdown was the accompaning salad, which was certainly fresh and local but had not seen any dressing whatsoever, and whilst I am prepared to accept this in a pub it's a turnoff in a restaurant. Also the bread arrived a tad late and was clearly defrosted - although most probably made on the premesis before freezing (again perhaps explanatory with our late attendance, but still I'd rather have none)
A creme brulee with locally made cookies rounded a pleasant meal which in summary has still a way to go to meet the ambition of the owner to get back the 2 rosettes, but was good value for the money and better than a lot of others.
The service was personal and friendly, and the premisies were upgraded by enhancing what was nice before rather then changing things for changes sake- also no pressure despite our late arrival
Keep up the good work and you will doubtlessly suceed - I cannot comment on old or new after dinner mints as these seem to have been removed to "calm" the waters....
See
http://www.theaa.com/travel/accommodation_restaurants_grading.html#restaurants
and
http://www.theaa.com/restaurants/ryde-the-st-helens-636757
Matt and Cat respond: well spotted, Fred, you are correct. Thanks for putting us straight.
On remarking about the portions, we were told that others have also mentioned this and the chef allocates these on the basis that diners are having three courses. This seems to be a strange interpretation to assume that all diners will have three courses. A portion should be appropriate irrespective of other courses taken. She did say that we could request extra chips in future if only ordering one course.
Not entirley satisfied but not wishing to create a fuss we accepted complimentary coffees. These arrived with delicious home-made amaretto bicuits. The dining experince was somewhat marred by a family with four noisy young children, one of whom was still in a high chair siting near. We feel young children are inappropriate for this venue and the proprietor should consider allowing children of over 10 years only.
On balance, it was a pleasant, reasonably-priced evening and we appreciate this is a new venture for all concerned and hopefully these matters will be addressed. We will return again in the near future.
As a separe matter, at the time we were eating, all four of those children should have been in bed. Hence the reason for the noise, the child in the high chair was plainly tired. Today's parents appear to take the view that having children should not cramp their style or their social pleasures. If they desire to eat out or visit pubs until 11pm then the children have to come with them. I have seen babies, weeks old, in pubs at 10.30pm crying constantly through tiredness. When our son was little our day finished around 6.30pm We understood that evening entertainment was out of the question while we had responsibilities. we did not inflict a whinging child on the general public.
If you think, correctly, that children should learn to sit at table then the home is the best place for tuition, or a lunchtime meal. As you are the responsible parent of two young children, do you not agree that they should be in bed at a reasonable hour, not sitting in a restaurant after 8.00pm grizzling due to tiredness and disturbing adults endevouring to enjoy a quiet evening possibly after a stressful day's work? Any chance of hiring a baby sitter.
With respect to C and R I ask this question for their response. Is it acceptable for a child under 3 to be sitting in a high chair in a restaurant after 8.00pm? Yes or no?
When we dine out with our children, we always request the very earliest slot, ie when the place opens. I think you will find that the majority of child free diners do not wish to eat at these early times. We have always dined out with our children and thus they are on the whole very well behaved when doing so. I disagree with your opinion that learning should be confined to the home. There is a wealth of learning to be had from being provided with a wide variety of experiences. Some of our friends never took their children to restaurants and found the whole thing extremely stressful when they began to do so. Mainly because their children had no awareness of the expectations.
I reiterate, I am not attacking your opinion or in any way being uncivilised, merely putting my thoughts across. Your comment that young children should not be out in public places after 6.30pm is perhaps a little unrealistic. What about those children who are enjoying a holiday with their families? Or are celebrating a special occasion or event?
And finally, parents of young children also enjoy a good quality evening meal after a stressful day at work, although in an ideal world not late at night!
Oh and we have eaten in The Vine, and very nice it is too.
I normally have reservations about chef-run restaurants as the "front of house" experience does not always match up to the food. This was certainly true of the St Helen's restaurant in its original guise, where we had two poor experiences: once when we were the only people there and the atmosphere was like a morgue, and once when the evening was ruined by unruly children for the early part of the evening and a crowd of loud and drunken yachties later on: both situations compounded by the complete lack of anyone with any authority out front.
Fortunately, Dan's Kitchen employs proper (dare I say, more mature?) serving staff who are efficient, friendly and know what they are talking about, and help to make the whole evening a pleasurably experience.
The food is a nice combination of old favourites (like their take on fish & chips) and more gourmet combinations - all using excellent ingredients.
My only comment (which is not a criticism, and is one we passed on to the staff) is that at the start of the meal the vegetarian menu is offered as an alternative, rather than the dishes being included on the main menu. Even confirmed carnivores occasionally like to "mix and match" their starter and main course, and I might very well have tried the caramellised onion tart if I'd known it was on offer!
Last week we had fish and chips at the Folly. The fish was 13 inches long and 5 inches across, the chips covered the plate and were piled up. All this for the same price as Dan's kitchen. In the winter months they will do two of those for one price. Two plates of gigantic fish and chips for £4.50 each. I prefer this because I have a big appetite and restaurants like Dan's don't realyy suit me.
On the other hand my wife likes Dan's but with me it is value for money. I don't care how many times the chips are cooked or how delicious they taste, for over £9 I expect to leave the table with a full stomach. What I had on my plate I would eat as a snack.
I am obviously a philistine and have no place in such gourmet establishments. Will probably stick to pub food and greasey spoon cafes in future! My wife will have to visit Dan's on her own!
In contrast to the comment above, I didn't find the portions at all stingy.
We will definitely be going back there.



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