The Folly, Whippingham
It was way back in 2005 when Matt and Cat first reviewed Whippingham's Folly Inn. Entreaties to revisit prompted this 2010 update. The original review is below.

Matt and Cat were very impressed by the Folly, back in the day. It was a regular lunchtime haunt of theirs and they were never disappointed by the location, food or service. However, reports that things were Not Quite Right had made their way down the intertubes; and, as luck would have it, Cat and some gal-pals from work were looking for a venue to eat, drink and make mischief. Clutching two-for-one vouchers in their eager mitts, Cat and three friends rendezvoused at this waterfront watering hole.
If a packed car park is an indicator of a quality venue then The Folly Inn must rank as one of the finest places on the Isle of Wight. Even on this damp mid-week mid-winter evening there was barely room for a modestly-sized car. It was 'one in, one out' but soon a space became available. As she approached the door, Cat noted a welcoming blackboard with confidently chalked picture of the pub. Scratching her nesty mane, she knew she'd seen that somewhere before. Why of course, it was the day before outside Shanklin's Crab Inn. Closer inspection revealed the tell-tale Greene King livery; The Cat looked forward to comparing these sibling venues.
Review continues:
Trotting into the warm and crowded bar, Cat and friends scanned the venue for a table. For a moment it wasn't looking good as those which weren't occupied had 'reserved' signs on them. However, there were a couple free, one with the previous occupants' plates waiting to be cleared away and a nice empty one under a retina-burning spotlight in the middle of the room. It was the most unflattering lighting this side of an operating theatre and Cat, for one, found herself leaning out of its punishing glare whenever there was a rare lull in the conversation.

It's a good job that Cat and her pals didn't have to make any proper decisions as they fussed and procrastinated over the menu, which was identical to the Shanklin branch. There were a few differences to be had on the specials board; no sign of the goats cheese filo parcels but there was a tempting-sounding tomato and basil soup. However, it was the two-for-one offer that had lured them to the pub so Cat and friends chose from the list of mains, which included quite a variety of dishes: fish, meat and even a vegetarian curry. Cat was keen to have chicken and considered the roasted farm-assured chicken breast on a bacon, leek and field mushroom risotto. She was curious about the rather nebulous 'farm-assured' tag. What did this mean exactly? A quick online search did not elicit any firm definition. This term, although similar in name to the Assured Chicken Production (ACP) initiative, was not labelled clearly enough for the avoidance of doubt. Cat chose the other poultry dish, chicken in red wine and Portobello mushroom sauce with new potatoes.
It was here The Folly really started to lose points as Cat was required to pay extra for vegetables. The lady at the till seemed embarrassed to point this fact out and said that there was nothing they could do to change the set up of the meals. This was where the pub's franchise roots were clearly on display. Admittedly Cat was allowed to exchange her new potatoes for chips but there was no sign of veg without further payment. What had promised to be a reasonably priced meal, even without the two-for-one offer, suddenly did not seem such good value.
Although the service was friendly and the atmosphere jolly, if a little scrutinised under the bright lighting, Cat couldn't muster much enthusiasm for her bowl of chicken bits. It was moderately tasty, if a bit salty, and the basin of veg included a good mix of peas and root vegetables but the food was not a patch on the previous incarnation of the pub. One of her colleagues had the butternut squash, spinach, lentil and spicy coconut curry but this was also reported to be a bit underwhelming. However, the hake and salad looked great and the grilled field mushroom with Shropshire blue cheese and salad which the gang had shared as a starter was very tasty.
The most interesting aspect about The Folly was, as busy as it had been at 7pm, by 9pm it was almost empty. From being a drinking and eating pub, its character had changed into a conveyor-belt eatery and everyone had cleared off once their cutlery clattered to a halt. However, Cat and her colleagues were in for the long haul and were soon the only customers. Some rather conspicuous sweeping-up started at about 10pm and at 10.30pm the barmaid had her coat on and thumped her handbag on a nearby table. Realising that they had overstayed their welcome, the quartet left.
The Isle of Wight's Greene King franchises are a mixed bunch. Enough has been said about the Ryde Castle; The Crab Inn had the most exemplary service and The Folly is in a great location. However, in all three cases, the food could be better but it's possible that the managers don't have much control over what they serve. Because of the bad lighting and the mass-produced food, Matt and Cat felt compelled to downgrade The Folly from 'we love' to 'we like'.
First review dated 10 November 2005
Like many waterfront taverns, the Folly Inn attracts a crowd of yachting types throughout the year - excessively so in the summer; presumably the sailors are attracted by the adjacent moorings and the excellent food and beer.
Matt and Cat are not afraid to join in the summer throng as there are plenty of tables outside and the food is worth the (short) wait. In the winter the bar is cosy and welcoming with a real fire roaring away.
The menu changes regularly and is very reasonably priced. The food really is excellent and there is a great variety. You vegetarians will not have to suffer the tedium of cheese omelettes - try the spinach parcels with a balsamic glaze. For the omnivores there is plenty to choose, from Aberdeen Angus in red wine to chicken baked with a dusting of garlic and paprika. The puddings are of unusually high quality too, and this is one location where Matt and Cat usually break from tradition and have a dessert. The traditional rhubarb crumble and custard is sublime (and, unlike the pubgrub chains, not microwaved).
A wilfully characterful feature is the table names - each table is named after a boat. No doubt this was not deliberately designed to confuse the customer, but it can embarrass them into saying things like "I'm sitting on the Lively Lady of Cowes". Luckily, the bar staff are wise to this game and there is a chart of the tables pinned up next to the till, where you can mutely point at your location if you are too slow to have memorised your table name, or, indeed, if you can't pronounce it. Look out for Matt and Cat's favourite table, "Boss Cat"!
A great place for an intimate winter meal or a sunny lunchtime snack with a spectacular view of the Medina estuary.
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39 comments
In summary it was an excellent meal with probably some of the nicest scallops i have ever eaten but there are some little details which could be improved to make them truly outsatnding, the duck was very good but could have been crispier and the custard on the excellent apple pie did not taste exactly homemade
We've only had a couple of disapointing meals when we have felt that our sauces may have come out of jars and our pompadoms soft and plainly microwaved.
The setting on the river takes some beating and I am in no doubt that we will be back at the folly many times.
Matt and Cat respond: Thanks for your comment, anon. As you will see, we downgraded the Folly Inn from 'we love' to 'we like'. To have the 'we don't like' tag a venue has to be seriously lacking.
The soul has gone out of the Folly and I hope they get their act together before the season starts. It was like food by numbers and all the individuality it had has gone. So disappointing
Ordered Breaded Mushrooms and Tom Soup as starters , and Ham, Egg and Chips (safe bet) and the Haddock, Spinach, Cheese Dish (£2.5o supplement) for our Mains. Breaded Mushrooms, although deep fried were frozen in the middle. Haddock Dish was made from one of those nasty frozen haddock blocks people buy for their cats, with frozen spinach and cheese on top. Understand that food on this menu, by nature, needs to be cheap and easy to produce but the haddock was actually served in its block form, and had been over microwaved to the point of being inedible and the spinach was full of water. Think its a bit of a cheek to charge a supplement for such a dish! Waitress who cleared our mushrooms said "Oh." when we pointed out they were frozen, and the second waitress who cleared the mains did not notice haddock dish had not been eaten, and did not ask if everything was okay. To summarise, a real shame, The Folly has always been a cracking pub in a cracking location with fab landlords, we won't be going back to eat, total dissappointment, grim food, grim service.
Matt and Cat reply: Thanks for all of your comments, da yw wyth. Cat revisited The Folly in March 2010 and things had indeed changed; it is now under Greene King management.
On one occasion we tried two steak meals for under £10 in total. Brilliant! No wonder the place is packed out. We never have to wait long irrespective of how many are in. I suggest the White Hart might do a 2 for 1 deal sometime
We also ordered the Pork Gristle Strips. Sorry, Pork Belly Strips. Every part of them was either hard, chewy fat, or gristle. The mash was stone cold, and tasted like Smash or another type of instant mash. The only redeeming factor was the gravy, but with nothing edible to put it with, just doesn't make up for it in the slightest.
The chap who cleared our table offered us a pudding, which was the Profiteroles, which were served in a huge, elegant bowl, however, only getting 5 of them made the bowl seem a bit empty and disappointing.
Unfortunately, won't be visiting The Folly again for a meal, or at least not until Greene King stops destroying it as a business.
Such a shame.
Fish slimy and tasteless, cheap maybe, but quality it was not
Nice atmosphere but food was unfortunately lacking
The pub is always busy with diners, many of whom are the same people we see each week so they clearly are not disappointed. I don't wish to cast aspersions on anyone or defend the pub, but I wonder if these negative comments are coincidental with the 2 for 1 offer?
It looked lovely,but was rather cold.It tasted nice.3 out 0f 5,I'd say.
What did annoy us both was the prescence of dogs in the place.Customers bring in their pets,and sit anywhere.The dog at the table next to me was well behaved,but I am unsettled at the situation of dining out on a special occasion,and having a panting dog eyeing my meal as I eat it.The thing was 4 feet away from me,and I felt it an infringement of my right to enjoyment.I do not blame the dog owners,if they will enforce their hobbies on others,I think the proprietor should have an area for dogs,or an area for people who don't want to sit near an animal that may just have been sniffing/doing something unsavoury outside.
I shall steer clear of this establishment.
The Folly, The Hare & Hounds, and the Ryde Castle - all run by the same group. That must say something!!!
All I said was is if you go somewhere cheap like the Folly, or a lot of pubs, you will get owners bringing in their dogs, and if you dont like this go somewhere decent, like a restaurant, which will be dog free. What do you expect for 2 meals for under a tenner! You get what you pay for!
I agree, someone was coughing and spluttering near me while I was having my meal on Saturday (Fisherman's Cottage since you ask). Germ ridden people should stay home and stop infecting everyone else. (Tongue in cheek).
Unlikely that you would ever catch anything from a dog, please don't go to France or Spain, dogs are allowed in most places there.
Live and let live.
I do not find that humans with colds come and lick me - this seems quite acceptable from a dog - as do a lot of other behaviours, regularly observed.
"Live and let live" is what used to be said about smoking in pubs. I'm amazed that environmental health is happy to hound proprieters of an excllent delicattesen out of business, but think nothing of dogs in pubs.
Decisions to allow animals in public areas rests with the proprietor of the establishment.
FYI, cold virus is spread by aerosol (sneezing) not licking.
And sorry Alex, I don't believe that you cannot catch a virus (cold or otherwise) from licking....
I guess in a recession proprietors would not want to refuse any custom so dog walkers are welcome? In fact they are encouraged, some places provide free drinks laid out for the dogs, seems they would rather have dogs than humans, when did you last go into a pub and get a free drink, and a stroke on the belly from the landlady!
Its a bit like other peoples children, when your eating in a pub, they are ok if kept on a lead and trained to keep quiet!
This is our favourite pub on the Island, in spite of the exhaust wrecking speed humps along the very long approach road. A great outlook and riverside setting with a wide menu.
I think I saw the 2 for £10 offer on an A-frame board at the top of Folly Lane (alongside the main road) but didn't notice the offer at all in the pub so forgot about it. That's poor. If the offer is on, promote it.
Food qualty and service was good, but we were somewhat put off by a panting dog sitting on someone's lap at a nearby table. I don't think it's acceptable to have dogs inside any eating establishments whatsoever, as they tend to naturally dribble and that's not at all hygienic and makes we wonder what has been dribbled on that I am using!
We are returning again later this week. I am going to look for the 2 for £10 menu as I'm now curious about it and wonder if its just a scam to get people to turn off the main road! I hope it will be dog free as this one thing could well put us off our favourite pub on the island, which would be a great shame.
As per the comments in my last review, I wanted to check out the 2 for £9.95 offer, which is promoted on a sign at the side of the main East Cowes road. Sure enough, it was nowhere to be seen in the pub! Nothing on the tables (other than a Thursday only special offer) but I managed to find one card with the £9.95 offer that had been left at the food order point. The Area Manager of Greene King obviously doesn't visit the Island often, as he/she should be picking up that they are not buying-in to their corporate promotions!
Four oof us ordered the fish and chips from the 2 for £9.95 menu. All four of us had bones in the fish, which was a shame as it was otherwise an excellent value meal. The other two main menu items were fine.
Service was fantastic. An extremely personable lady taking the orders and an even more personable young man serving the meals.
Thankfuly no dogs to be seen this time, with the only animals being where they should be - on the plates - but a very large party indeed, all with the volume switch set to 'maximum'. We couldn't hear each other speaking on our table! When we left I noticed that they all had black ties and were obviously having a wake! I hope that mourners are a little less excitable when I pop my clogs!
There is no point whatsoever in a 'review' site if all you can say without people jumping down your throat is that it was all perfect? It makes the reviews worthless (unless, of course, it truly was perfect). I am no Michael Winner (read his reviews if you want 'complaints') but I refuse to contribute a review unless it is fair and accurate - which all of mine have been and will continue to be so.
Read my review again Paul. I wasn't 'complaining' about the bones in the fish, merely stating that four out of four had bones in them. Fact. The Folly is my favourite pub on the Island for food and service and remains so.
1 If you were not bothered about the bones why mention it?
2 Why use the expression "... a ahame as otherwise...?"
Most people reading your post could only draw the conclusion that you were not entirely satisfied.
I would strongly suggest that those who take such offence to constructive criticism should stop themselves from reading balanced reviews where mentioning anything other than perfection is labelled as 'complaining'.
That's all I have to say on the matter.
However, the food has been on a constant decline. Went for Sunday lunch in January, the beef was almost inedible, overcooked, fatty, gristle etc.
The place is run by Andy and Cheryl who have been there ever since I can remember. I talked him about the food some time ago, he said the menu was controlled by Greene King (The parent chain)
I have decided to stay away until their food improves.



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