Mojac's Restaurant, Cowes
Cowes: a winter evening. Commuters scurry home through the drizzle. An impossibly well-dressed young man with a suitcase stands on a street-corner, bleating into his phone.

Matt and Cat are accosted by this youth, who is gibbering pitifully. "Are you from Isle of Wight?" he beseeches. On confirmation, he eagerly explains his plight. Pater has come to meet him at the ferry. In the car. But Pater has gone to East Cowes of all places. Junior thus finds himself on the wrong side of the river and is at a loss. Neither he nor Pater has ever had to deal with such a crisis. They are mortified. The phone squawks in impatience as he discourses. He breaks off regularly to mollify it: Pater is not accustomed to being kept waiting. With a great deal of careful explanation, the filial rendezvous is arranged via the chain ferry and eventually a grateful Junior strides off hopefully, his woollen scarf flapping in the wind. M & C, entertained by this distraction, find themselves standing outside Mojac's Restaurant on Shooter's Hill. So, in they go.
Review continues:
Mojac's is an intimate venue, presenting a tiny frontage on the historic street, and only slightly larger inside. Matt and Cat took the prime window seat to facilitate the enjoyable pastime of sitting in the warm and dry watching pedestrians being blown past in gusts of wind and rain.
A waitress brought some menus across and your reviewers had a look. This took a bit of looking, as not only was there a 'light bites menu', but also the 'set price menu' and the 'a la carte menu'. Beyond that there was even a range of specials on the wall. The menu, though maybe a bit overwhelming for the hard of thinking, was full of enticing stuff. The diners were much encouraged and Matt even optimistically murmured 'I have a good feeling about this...'. Still, it wasn't hard to choose as it turned out.
Matt went for a starter that had his name written all over it: black pudding and bacon salad topped with a soft poached egg and a Dijon mustard dressing. He followed it with a choice from the specials: extra matured British rib-eye steak topped with scampi and shallots in a garlic and parsley butter. Cat was similarly certain when she eschewed a starter and chose pan-fried British fillet steak with a mushroom and sliced olive beef sauce.
The waitress wandered off and, as M & C waited the little restaurant gradually began to fill up with punters. Quite a good sign, they thought. One bunch of young people - dressed suspiciously like Junior from earlier in the evening - livened the place up considerably with their jolly conversation and lavish patronage of the wine list. "Did you hear about Hugo?" gurgled one red-faced young blonde. "He's stuck on a yacht in Sydney because his Dad's worried about the the SFO!" Much sniggering followed. Sometimes you don't even need to form prejudices: they just confirm themselves.

Matt's starter arrived, looking highly presentable. Some excellent home-made warm rolls came too. The poached egg wobbled perfectly, and, on being broken, proved to be an exquisite example of that very particular art. Fresh green shoots garnished the top, along with a nonchalant dusting of cracked black pepper. Matt was in raptures, and dug down with great pleasure into the bacon and black pudding underneath, passing a few morsels for Cat to pick at. His enjoyment came to an abrupt halt when he got to the salad at the bottom of the pile. The ends of the lettuce were old and browning - rarely has such a grand ship been spoilt for so measly a ha'p'orth of tar. Still, the rest was so good it was almost forgiveable.

Main courses followed on, and Cat got to eat from her own plate at last. Matt expansively ordered a glass of the house red to go with his steak, which proved to be a good accompaniment to the rich and tasty beef. This meat was flagged as British, but any more detail of its provenance was not offered. Another item on the menu included 'English chicken': getting warmer. Mojac's exhibits on its menu some kind of 'local produce' badge, but other than this there was little sign of anything from the Island. Still, it didn't affect the taste, and this was excellent, although there was no hint of the promised garlic in the buttery sauce. Vegetables came alongside, at no extra charge - that met with approval of course - and were present in reasonable quantity. Cat's fillet steak was smothered with an unusual, rich olive sauce that was just on the right side of overwhelming the delicate meat. It takes courage to cover fillet with anything, but in this instance it was a gamble that paid off.
Matt and Cat's bill
Egg and black pudding starter £6.20
Fillet steak £18.95
Rib-eye beef £15.95
Panna cotta £4.75
Coffee £3.90
One glass house red £5.15
Total: £54.90
Unexpectedly, and perhaps in sympathy with Matt's earlier salad, the vegetables were less satisfactory. Cat had a stalk of broccoli that was distinctly yellowing on one end - normally a cue to introduce any such offending stalk to the recycling bin before it gets anywhere near a pan; let alone a paying customer. The spuds, which appeared to be delightful sautéed new potatoes, actually tasted a lot like they had been reheated at least once, with that tell-tale yellowing of the interior that denotes a roasted potato re-appearance. Surprising lapses which, once again, were wholly at odds with the impressive main items.
Still, undeterred, M & C asked for the dessert menu, and chose to share a vanilla panna cotta with an apple and prune butterscotch compote. This turned up soon enough, along with some coffee, and proved to be a most satisfactory ending to the meal.
The bill - individually printed and rather worryingly headed 'Invoice' - was £54.90 excluding service. As the meal only included mains plus a single glass of wine, one starter and one dessert; this was on the upper end of the scale. Had the attention to detail in the kitchen been a fraction tighter, this would have been money well spent. As it was, what started out looking like one of the best meals out M & C have ever had in Cowes can only just scrape by as 'good enough'.
Visit the website: http://www.mojacs.co.uk
31 comments
M&C respond: broccoli yellow, lettuce brown. Two different things. Neither were seriously compromised, but our view is that they shouldn't have been like it at all - of course, just because our meal was like that doesn't mean that it has ever happened before or since. But please be assured we don't pass remarks of this type casually, and we do where possible take pictures to support our statements, as we did at Mojacs. Unless it's truly terrible - and this wasn't - we wouldn't normally embarrass the restaurant in question by publishing them.
We have to wonder why you order fillet steak (very reasonably priced but still... it IS fillet)and rib-eye beef and then complain about the final bill.
We hope that your readers take your reviews with a grain of salt and understand that you aren't professionals and indeed label your reviews as "unreliable." As do we.
Regular customer who truley loves Mojac's! (Give it another chance guys)
We do not have special access to a venue's kitchens and non-public areas so we only comment on what we experience. The 'Scores on the Doors' rating is not usually a factor in our reviews because, as Mike suggests, the most highly rated place might be the most uninspiring.
This was quite a quiet mid-week night so as you would expect service was superb throughout. There were 2 front of house staff and they were smart, attentive and made the whole thing look easy.
This is a small restaurent and you can hear the chef busy at work in the kitchen and quite obviously every meal is prepared freshly to order. The ned result was three immaculate courses of classic restaurent quality food. The highlight for me was the Baked Cod on Leek and Potatoe puree with a good choice of vegtables (no problems with the latter this week). I would go back every day and eat that!
Our bill (for two) was just short of £60 for three courses although there was a special deal available which would have made that £42.95 if we had wanted the more limited menu.
This place is my new personal favourite!
Being a fussy eater i practically re-designed the steak option, to taylor it to my liking and was faced with no problems at all and it seemed like the chef was only to pleased to make me my custom option, at no extra cost to the normal fillet price, a tad less than £20.
the vegetables were delicious and I belive cat and matt must have been extremely unlucky with the dish they were served.
The other dishes served were first class as well, my favorite being the chocolate brownie and ice cream, it was to die for and fully satisfied my sweet tooth.
In all a lovely restaurant serving food that no other restaurant has been able to better on the island. I highly reccomend it. Prices are not high for the quality of food served, something of the same standard would be three times that (for cat and matts bill) in London, and there are few places on the island that offer a standard even close to Mojacs. Something i learned which made alot of sense after was that everything they serve from the bread roll apetizer to the starters, the sauce on your chicken, the chips on your plate right through to the complimentary truffle with your bill is all home made. none of your uncle bens or captain birdseye which just makes the bill even more acceptable.
I shall be back very soon.
I urge people to give Mojacs a shot, you will not be dissapointed.
Lunchtimes are fine and they have been offering a reasonable priced menu.
However i have given up with evening visits to Mojacs as the quality of food can be vaiable at best. Often when strolling through the town, the restaurant is empty when others are bustling, so i don't think it is only M&C and myself that have had bad experiences.
Considering the number of business' closing in cowes at the moment due to lack of customers, they can't be doing that bad to still be here.
I think Mojac's is an acquired taste, perhaps you'ld be happier in Dalyan Carol.
Ive been watching these comments coming on Mojacs and I am wondering why the same old people seemto be coming on to defend it by insulting what other people say. I wonder if they think that will help it doesn't seem very polite or constructive to me and it dosnt make me want to go to Mojacs. Ive never been because it all looks pretty expensive and I agree with Carole it is empty whenever I walk by in the evening. I recommend the Anchor its good cheap pub grub.
The reason that people are upset about the negative reviews of this restaurant are because it's good quality and constantly improving, the owners and their family work hard to provide a really great dining experience and that's not common on this Island. It's not profit driven, it's pride driven. They want to give the diners a wonderful experience and that shows.
You wouldn't dine there. Okay but that's not a reason to slate a restaurant that you know nothing about. You can't tell how many people are inside from their window and the prices are very reasonable. I wouldn't slate the Anchor because I've not been there and I haven't seen their menu. It would be small of me to do so.
You know, a lot of people would hate to be reviewed for the job that they do, notably some MP's. And if every bad review
meant that Sean's paycheque would be reduced, well, I think that he wouldn't like it.
I agree with David that you have no idea what your misinformed remarks can actually do to a business. If you haven't eaten at Mojac's, how can you add to a review on it? Constructive criticism is one thing, don't leave speculation as to why it's empty. I know the owners quite well and David is right; they do not deserve for these negative rumours to start circulating.
Why don't you go through Cowes and do some actual research as to how much a 3 course meal is in each restaurant. There are many that charge a lot more than Mojac's, off the top of my head the red duster is one.
Keep it up guys!



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