Mojac's Restaurant, Cowes

Cowes: a winter evening. Commuters scurry home through the drizzle. An impossibly well-dressed young man with a suitcase stands on a street-corner, bleating into his phone.

Matt and Cat are accosted by this youth, who is gibbering pitifully. "Are you from Isle of Wight?" he beseeches. On confirmation, he eagerly explains his plight. Pater has come to meet him at the ferry. In the car. But Pater has gone to East Cowes of all places. Junior thus finds himself on the wrong side of the river and is at a loss. Neither he nor Pater has ever had to deal with such a crisis. They are mortified. The phone squawks in impatience as he discourses. He breaks off regularly to mollify it: Pater is not accustomed to being kept waiting. With a great deal of careful explanation, the filial rendezvous is arranged via the chain ferry and eventually a grateful Junior strides off hopefully, his woollen scarf flapping in the wind. M & C, entertained by this distraction, find themselves standing outside Mojac's Restaurant on Shooter's Hill. So, in they go.

Review continues:

Mojac's is an intimate venue, presenting a tiny frontage on the historic street, and only slightly larger inside. Matt and Cat took the prime window seat to facilitate the enjoyable pastime of sitting in the warm and dry watching pedestrians being blown past in gusts of wind and rain.

A waitress brought some menus across and your reviewers had a look. This took a bit of looking, as not only was there a 'light bites menu', but also the 'set price menu' and the 'a la carte menu'. Beyond that there was even a range of specials on the wall. The menu, though maybe a bit overwhelming for the hard of thinking, was full of enticing stuff. The diners were much encouraged and Matt even optimistically murmured 'I have a good feeling about this...'. Still, it wasn't hard to choose as it turned out.

Matt went for a starter that had his name written all over it: black pudding and bacon salad topped with a soft poached egg and a Dijon mustard dressing. He followed it with a choice from the specials: extra matured British rib-eye steak topped with scampi and shallots in a garlic and parsley butter. Cat was similarly certain when she eschewed a starter and chose pan-fried British fillet steak with a mushroom and sliced olive beef sauce.

The waitress wandered off and, as M & C waited the little restaurant gradually began to fill up with punters. Quite a good sign, they thought. One bunch of young people - dressed suspiciously like Junior from earlier in the evening - livened the place up considerably with their jolly conversation and lavish patronage of the wine list. "Did you hear about Hugo?" gurgled one red-faced young blonde. "He's stuck on a yacht in Sydney because his Dad's worried about the the SFO!" Much sniggering followed. Sometimes you don't even need to form prejudices: they just confirm themselves.

black pudding and bacon salad topped with a soft poached egg and a Dijon mustard dressing

Matt's starter arrived, looking highly presentable. Some excellent home-made warm rolls came too. The poached egg wobbled perfectly, and, on being broken, proved to be an exquisite example of that very particular art. Fresh green shoots garnished the top, along with a nonchalant dusting of cracked black pepper. Matt was in raptures, and dug down with great pleasure into the bacon and black pudding underneath, passing a few morsels for Cat to pick at. His enjoyment came to an abrupt halt when he got to the salad at the bottom of the pile. The ends of the lettuce were old and browning - rarely has such a grand ship been spoilt for so measly a ha'p'orth of tar. Still, the rest was so good it was almost forgiveable.

extra matured British rib-eye steak topped with scampi and shallots in a garlic and parsley butter


Main courses followed on, and Cat got to eat from her own plate at last. Matt expansively ordered a glass of the house red to go with his steak, which proved to be a good accompaniment to the rich and tasty beef. This meat was flagged as British, but any more detail of its provenance was not offered. Another item on the menu included 'English chicken': getting warmer. Mojac's exhibits on its menu some kind of 'local produce' badge, but other than this there was little sign of anything from the Island. Still, it didn't affect the taste, and this was excellent, although there was no hint of the promised garlic in the buttery sauce. Vegetables came alongside, at no extra charge - that met with approval of course - and were present in reasonable quantity. Cat's fillet steak was smothered with an unusual, rich olive sauce that was just on the right side of overwhelming the delicate meat. It takes courage to cover fillet with anything, but in this instance it was a gamble that paid off.

Matt and Cat's bill
Egg and black pudding starter £6.20
Fillet steak £18.95
Rib-eye beef £15.95
Panna cotta £4.75
Coffee £3.90
One glass house red £5.15

Total: £54.90

Unexpectedly, and perhaps in sympathy with Matt's earlier salad, the vegetables were less satisfactory. Cat had a stalk of broccoli that was distinctly yellowing on one end - normally a cue to introduce any such offending stalk to the recycling bin before it gets anywhere near a pan; let alone a paying customer. The spuds, which appeared to be delightful sautéed new potatoes, actually tasted a lot like they had been reheated at least once, with that tell-tale yellowing of the interior that denotes a roasted potato re-appearance. Surprising lapses which, once again, were wholly at odds with the impressive main items.

Still, undeterred, M & C asked for the dessert menu, and chose to share a vanilla panna cotta with an apple and prune butterscotch compote. This turned up soon enough, along with some coffee, and proved to be a most satisfactory ending to the meal.

The bill - individually printed and rather worryingly headed 'Invoice' - was £54.90 excluding service. As the meal only included mains plus a single glass of wine, one starter and one dessert; this was on the upper end of the scale. Had the attention to detail in the kitchen been a fraction tighter, this would have been money well spent. As it was, what started out looking like one of the best meals out M & C have ever had in Cowes can only just scrape by as 'good enough'.

Visit the website: http://www.mojacs.co.uk

PermalinkPublished: 10th March 2009
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31 comments

Comment from: Lois
Being a vegetarian i am constantly baffled as to why restaurants and other eateries treat veg with such disrespect - they should be fresh and as carefully cooked as the rest of the meal. We've forgotten the virtues of veg - something to do with our older generations boiling everythign to death before serving maybe?
12/03/09 @ 10:14
Comment from: Princess Tightwad
Old brown veg at those prices is unforgiveable. I wouldn't serve that at home let alone a restaurant customer. I'm with Lois - respect those veggies!
12/03/09 @ 10:55
Comment from: Two Veggies
Yep, way to go dudes.
12/03/09 @ 14:04
Comment from: Gronholm.L
This is an odd review... the veg was yellow... yet the comment underneath says brown old veg im sure the vegetables were not old and brown as i myself have eaten the a few times and left extremely satisfied, i find this restaurant to be one off the only restaurants in cowes and quite possibly the island, that actually serves me a medium rare steak everytime i have ordered just that! but it seems you have not mentioned this. i believe this restaurant is good value for money and this review has not put me off eating there. ( neither should it anybody else )


M&C respond: broccoli yellow, lettuce brown. Two different things. Neither were seriously compromised, but our view is that they shouldn't have been like it at all - of course, just because our meal was like that doesn't mean that it has ever happened before or since. But please be assured we don't pass remarks of this type casually, and we do where possible take pictures to support our statements, as we did at Mojacs. Unless it's truly terrible - and this wasn't - we wouldn't normally embarrass the restaurant in question by publishing them.
28/03/09 @ 13:12
Comment from: David
We've always enjoyed the ambiance and food at Mojacs and found the produce to be fresh and the menu selections to be innovative and delicious.

We have to wonder why you order fillet steak (very reasonably priced but still... it IS fillet)and rib-eye beef and then complain about the final bill.

We hope that your readers take your reviews with a grain of salt and understand that you aren't professionals and indeed label your reviews as "unreliable." As do we.
28/03/09 @ 16:09
Comment from: Maria
£18.95 for a fillet steak...that must be the cheapest on the island! It's great value for money as is everything else on the menu.

Regular customer who truley loves Mojac's! (Give it another chance guys)
30/03/09 @ 18:36
Comment from: Gordon
As a person who regularly dines out on the island I'd like to say I find matt and cats restaurant guide just a little misleading. It appears health and hygiene scores-on-the-doors have not been mentioned or apparently considered at all throughout these reviews. Some of matt and catts favourite places hold one or no stars which equates to a minimum of 40 faults. I therefore think those individuals who have enjoyed dining at Mojacs and other establishments carrying the full five stars should do their homework a litle bit before following this guide!
02/04/09 @ 19:45
Comment from: Mike
The views are the experiences of ordinary people not pretentious food snobs so get off your high horse. The quality of food has no bearing on how many stars an establishment has.One of the worst meals I had was in a so called five star eatery.
02/04/09 @ 21:25
Comment from: Cat [Member] Email
Matt and Cat respond: Thanks for all your comments. This review is obviously leading to some lively debate. You will find a link to the council's environmental health department's 'Scores on the Doors' on our side bar, where it has been since the scheme was launched.

We do not have special access to a venue's kitchens and non-public areas so we only comment on what we experience. The 'Scores on the Doors' rating is not usually a factor in our reviews because, as Mike suggests, the most highly rated place might be the most uninspiring.
02/04/09 @ 22:49
Comment from: Wendy
Re Gordon's comment about Scores-on-the-doors: there's a link to Environmental Health Ratings in the right hand bar of Matt and Cat's website... and they do sometimes mention them in the reviews, too.
02/04/09 @ 22:50
Comment from: Matt And Cat Hater
Id Like To See Matt And Cat Do A Better Job!
03/04/09 @ 07:48
Comment from: Wendy
Nothing to stop you setting up your own food blog, Matt and Cat Hater! Personally I'm grateful for Matt and Cat sharing their thoughts, and allowing others to comment. It makes the site a really useful barometer of island eateries. My menu choices would usually differ from Matt and Cat's as I don't eat meat, but I still learn a lot from their reviews and the comments. It's all useful!
03/04/09 @ 11:06
Comment from: kj
do a better job than what. This is without doubt one of the best 'ordinary people' food websites in the country. Can you find one better?
04/04/09 @ 01:24
Comment from: Martin
Went to Mojacs on saturday night because the food looked delicious in your photos and I must say what a fantastic meal my wife and I had. I recommend this restaurant to everyone.
06/04/09 @ 19:18
Comment from: Oliver
totally agree with kj
07/04/09 @ 01:18
Comment from: Steve
Have just left an entry under 'Loaves and Fishes' which was rather contrarty to Mat & Cats review and the following night we went to Mojacs and I'm afraid again we couldn't disagree more. Nothing personal guys and no we aren;t stalking you!

This was quite a quiet mid-week night so as you would expect service was superb throughout. There were 2 front of house staff and they were smart, attentive and made the whole thing look easy.

This is a small restaurent and you can hear the chef busy at work in the kitchen and quite obviously every meal is prepared freshly to order. The ned result was three immaculate courses of classic restaurent quality food. The highlight for me was the Baked Cod on Leek and Potatoe puree with a good choice of vegtables (no problems with the latter this week). I would go back every day and eat that!

Our bill (for two) was just short of £60 for three courses although there was a special deal available which would have made that £42.95 if we had wanted the more limited menu.

This place is my new personal favourite!
17/04/09 @ 12:47
Comment from: Kyle Gifford
What a delightfully quaint restaurant Mojac's is. Exactly how a restaurant should be with very friendly service (with a stunning, blonde, head waitress) superb food and a great menu and wine list.
Being a fussy eater i practically re-designed the steak option, to taylor it to my liking and was faced with no problems at all and it seemed like the chef was only to pleased to make me my custom option, at no extra cost to the normal fillet price, a tad less than £20.
the vegetables were delicious and I belive cat and matt must have been extremely unlucky with the dish they were served.
The other dishes served were first class as well, my favorite being the chocolate brownie and ice cream, it was to die for and fully satisfied my sweet tooth.
In all a lovely restaurant serving food that no other restaurant has been able to better on the island. I highly reccomend it. Prices are not high for the quality of food served, something of the same standard would be three times that (for cat and matts bill) in London, and there are few places on the island that offer a standard even close to Mojacs. Something i learned which made alot of sense after was that everything they serve from the bread roll apetizer to the starters, the sauce on your chicken, the chips on your plate right through to the complimentary truffle with your bill is all home made. none of your uncle bens or captain birdseye which just makes the bill even more acceptable.
I shall be back very soon.

I urge people to give Mojacs a shot, you will not be dissapointed.
20/04/09 @ 22:05
Comment from: Carol
As a Cowes resident i have eaten at Mojacts several times.
Lunchtimes are fine and they have been offering a reasonable priced menu.
However i have given up with evening visits to Mojacs as the quality of food can be vaiable at best. Often when strolling through the town, the restaurant is empty when others are bustling, so i don't think it is only M&C and myself that have had bad experiences.
21/05/09 @ 12:51
Comment from: David
It's a shame that you had a bad experience Carol....but I, like all the other people leaving positive comments here have never had a bad meal. As for your claim that the restaurant is often empty while others are not, I must disagree. I phoned up two days ago to book a table for this evening and they were already fully booked!

Considering the number of business' closing in cowes at the moment due to lack of customers, they can't be doing that bad to still be here.

I think Mojac's is an acquired taste, perhaps you'ld be happier in Dalyan Carol.
23/05/09 @ 13:51
Comment from: Sean (local)
For those unlucky enough not to come from Cowes let me explain Daylan is a pretty down-market kebab house.

Ive been watching these comments coming on Mojacs and I am wondering why the same old people seemto be coming on to defend it by insulting what other people say. I wonder if they think that will help it doesn't seem very polite or constructive to me and it dosnt make me want to go to Mojacs. Ive never been because it all looks pretty expensive and I agree with Carole it is empty whenever I walk by in the evening. I recommend the Anchor its good cheap pub grub.
24/05/09 @ 14:45
Comment from: David (another one)
Lots of Davids out there Sean. Probably lots of Seans.

The reason that people are upset about the negative reviews of this restaurant are because it's good quality and constantly improving, the owners and their family work hard to provide a really great dining experience and that's not common on this Island. It's not profit driven, it's pride driven. They want to give the diners a wonderful experience and that shows.

You wouldn't dine there. Okay but that's not a reason to slate a restaurant that you know nothing about. You can't tell how many people are inside from their window and the prices are very reasonable. I wouldn't slate the Anchor because I've not been there and I haven't seen their menu. It would be small of me to do so.

You know, a lot of people would hate to be reviewed for the job that they do, notably some MP's. And if every bad review
meant that Sean's paycheque would be reduced, well, I think that he wouldn't like it.
24/05/09 @ 19:29
Comment from: Sean (local)
Steady lad. I didnt say if I liked it or not. No idea Ive never been in Mojacs because I cant afford it and I probably never will. All I say is it seems funny that anyone saying anything other than nice things about Mojacs is getting some rude remarks and personal comments from people on this website. Doesnt seem to happen with other reviews and I wonder what it says about us in Cowes that we talk to people like that. I think what you mean about paycheques is that nobody should ever write a bad review if it might affect someone business. Thats your view and good luck with that I wont be reading your website matey.
24/05/09 @ 22:57
Comment from: Janet (local too!)
Sean are you joking! People are disagreeing all over this website.....thats the whole point of a review website. If we didn't disagree with you there would only be negative comments left here, we have as much right to speak as you do. And yes, people are arguing and being equally as rude on the comments pages of other restaurants on here so get off your high horse! If you don't like it, don't read it!

I agree with David that you have no idea what your misinformed remarks can actually do to a business. If you haven't eaten at Mojac's, how can you add to a review on it? Constructive criticism is one thing, don't leave speculation as to why it's empty. I know the owners quite well and David is right; they do not deserve for these negative rumours to start circulating.

Why don't you go through Cowes and do some actual research as to how much a 3 course meal is in each restaurant. There are many that charge a lot more than Mojac's, off the top of my head the red duster is one.
25/05/09 @ 18:52
Comment from: Matt [Member] Email · http://mattandcat.co.uk
Matt here. Thanks for all your contributions, but I think this debate has run its course. I'm closing comments on this thread for a while, to let you chaps up in Cowes settle down. We'll re-open comments after you've all calmed down a bit. (now reopened: do carry on)
25/05/09 @ 19:32
Comment from: Steve
Well having been there a couple of times now ... I still can't fault it. Its my birthday next week and I have chosen Mojacs for my annual treat meal. Cant wait!
10/09/09 @ 16:03
Comment from: Eyan & Ruth
Oh dear, what a lot of anger over a review, I wonder how many of the contributors have in their normal daily lives made comments about this company or that company because they have received poor service or bad quality goods and then told all and sundry not to deal with them because of their personal experience, does that not effect the business? I have read & reread the offending article & although it does say that the veg had a small problem it also praises the rest of the meal & service so appears to give a balanced & fair review as experienced on that particular visit . However I disagree with Cat & Matt classifying the restaurant in the "we don't like" section. Perhaps they should have a "reserved opinion" section as on the whole the article appeared to be in favour of the restaurant.
25/09/09 @ 23:48
Comment from: Daniel
Congratulations Mojacs on achieving a place in the Good Food Guide 2010, one of only six on the island. Impressive!!
Keep it up guys!
13/10/09 @ 19:05
Comment from: Ed G
I found that Christmas dinner at Mojac's was Excellent. 8.5/10 for the food and 10/10 for the service. Keep it up folks!
12/12/09 @ 05:56
Comment from: Kathy Twine
I am very surprised at the down side comments my husband and myself have visited Mojacs to dine for appoxamately the last 5 to 6 years and I have only praise and have never yet had a bad meal and would recommend Mojacs to anybody for that special meal we ate there with friends in December for a xmas get together and have just had our 3rd New Years eve celebration with them absolutely FABULOUS. We will certainly be visiting again in the very near future.
09/01/10 @ 10:28
Must say having read this review I'm shocked. My other half & I have both worked and trained in the island's only two ever michelin starred restaurants, and although technically there are better more pretentious restaurants, the food at Mojacs is honest, tasty, fresh reasonable and the hosting fantastic. I had the pleasure of working with some of the young lads in the kitchen on their training, and must applaud Mark the chef and his wife Helen, the owners on their commitment to youth training and the support to school kids as they begin training. I've eaten faultless sole meuniere here, as good as I remember growing up in France. My behind the scenes insight showed me this is one of the cleanest, most organised and maybe smallest kitchens on the island. My advice. Try it. It really is a good honest unpretetious restaurant. It's good food guide review proves that.
10/01/10 @ 03:54
Comment from: Sean
We had a valentine’s meal at Mojacs and enjoyed our night, not been here for a while, and found the service and meals really good. I would warn the chicken livers in pepper sauce had a kick; I enjoy my hot and spicy food and would say the sauce was hotter than madras, lovely for me, but my wife had a taste and it made her sneeze and eyes water, I did not laugh at all being on romantic best behaviour, but I think she was glad she went with the soup. The mains and veg were delicious as was the pannacotta for dessert.
24/02/10 @ 08:35

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