Baywatch on the Beach, St Helens

Baywatch on the Beach

The Baywatch on the Beach Cafe has a reputation for good food in a stunning location. It also offers food both at lunchtime and in the evening, and so Matt and Cat have visited at both these times, on separate occasions. You can read the two resulting reviews here.

OCTOBER 2007: EVENING MENU
Following Matt and Cat's first visit at lunchtime, the Baywatch review has been one of the most popular on the whole site, and attracted many comments both favourable and otherwise. Matt and Cat decided to make a second visit, this time to sample the evening menu.

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Plenty has been said about the Baywatch on the Beach's location. In the evening it is just as lovely; lights from distant boats twinkle across the sea and, when Matt and Cat visited, they also watched the helicopter India Juliet sweeping across the harbour entrance.

Cat had sensibly booked a table at the restaurant and, on arrival, your reviewers were greeted by the polite proprietor who seated them by the vast picture window. M and C took a moment to relax and gaze at St Helens sea fort in the last of the rapidly fading evening light.

Menus soon arrived, along with drinks and more courteous repartee from the proprietor. The menu selection at the Baywatch on the Beach is short but impressive. There will be something for all tastes, particularly for those who enjoy seafood. Crustaceans, shellfish and fish dishes make up the majority of the bill of fare and can be ordered as starters, soup, salad and main courses with a variety of treatments.

There is also beef, available as 8oz fillet steak and the 'Baywatch special gourmet burger' which was well rated by Mad Mart, chicken and a couple of vegetarian options, including butternut squash, goats cheese and pine nut risotto. As well as this regular menu, there is a tempting specials menu.

It didn't take Cat long to choose - her normal favourite chicken has been demoted to the number two spot by a new love: fillet steak. She can't get enough of it! Matthew's instinct was to have the burger but, breaking with tradition, he opted for the special menu's tuna steak on a bed of French beans and mixed olives. Both chose chips and Mediterranean vegetables.

Whilst waiting for the food to arrive, Matt and Cat watched the daylight fade across the English Channel until their view of the sea was exchanged for that of their expectant faces, reflected in the window.

Tuna steak
Tuna steak

Matt's steak was a whopper! It was served on a perky-green bed of French beans, cooked al dente - delightfully crisp. Cat's medium-cooked fillet steak looked nice and juicy; browned on the outside and pinkish in the middle. It looked a bit lonely on the plate with just a ramekin of tomato and onion chutney to keep it company.

Fillet steak
Fillet steak

In a moment the chips and what seemed to be only one portion of veg arrived. Cat made enquiries: was the bowl of vegetables for both of them? It was. An extra bowl was offered but, concerned about possibly incurring additional expense on an already high-end meal, they declined. The pretty uninspiring skinny fries supplied were not quite as impressive as Matt and Cat had been expecting. Perhaps some chunky steak-cut chips or even fresh-cut potato wedges might have upped the ante. None-the-less, it all got eaten.

The steak was very tasty but not as soft as some Cat had eaten. She decided that this was not the fault of the Baywatch or its steak; she should have ordered it rare, as she usually does. Matt's tuna really was a well-crafted meal, featuring a splendid combination of tastes and textures. Balsamic reduction and the finest slivers of red onion gave the gently-flavoured tuna and beans a real zing.

As mentioned above, the Baywatch on the Beach is not the cheapest place to eat. For a single course and drinks Matt and Cat paid out some £40; which is well towards the top of the scale, even for meals of that standard.

Despite the comments below Matt and Cat found no evidence of surly gossiping teenagers weeping in the kitchen. Apart from the early attention of the proprietor, the service did tend towards the indifferent and, at nearly £20 for one dish, Matt and Cat would perhaps have hoped for a bit more interaction. After all, it's not just food that you pay for in a restaurant; even staff in the most humble of cafes will usually offer more drinks, ask if you want any sauces or, part way through the meal will come and check if everything is OK.

So, is the Baywatch on the Beach worth the high level of praise received through this eating out guide and elsewhere? The location is unparalleled, and Matt and Cat can confidently report that if you're willing to pay a good price, you're going to get some very good food at the Baywatch, without a doubt.

JUNE 2006: LUNCHTIME MENU
The Baywatch on the Beach Cafe has a reputation for good food in a stunning location. A gentle stroll along the pretty causeway to the protected sand dunes led your reviewers to the perfectly positioned cafe. Families frolicked in the sea on June's first sunny weekend and Matt and Cat's thoughts turned to ice cream.

However, the walkers soon had their heads turned away from ice cream and towards the Baywatch on the Beach lunchtime menu. As well as serving the traditional ice cream and snacks for those on the beach, this cafe-cum-restaurant has seemingly pulled off the remarkable feat that so many places try to emulate - it showed full menus for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and it seems that the place does good trade for all three sessions. This is not surprising, given the spectacular location. Matt and Cat went at lunchtime, so this review can only give a perspective on the lunchtime offerings.

There was plenty on offer in the way of main meals and sandwiches and baguettes including chicken, ham and crab. Prices were definitely more than the normal beach cafe - but then this place is so much more than an ordinary beach cafe. Matt and Cat decided on chicken strips, chips and salad - Matt went for the regular dish while Cat was allowed to have the child's portion. Within a moment their drinks arrived; a steaming mug of tea for Matt and a long glass of cool refreshing apple juice for Cat. With hardly any noticeable delay, the food followed.

Food at the Baywatch on the Beach Cafe, St Helens

The meals were nicely presented with sprinklings of parsley on the plates. The salad was fresh with three different sorts of pepper, some crinkly lettuce, plenty of cucumber and the ubiquitous raw onion slices. The dressing was very pleasant, although Cat's attempts to deconstruct the flavour failed; it might have been Caesar sauce. The chicken strips were probably not home-created but they were nice and hot and the chicken wasn't rubbery or gristly.

Cat's eyes were, alas, bigger than her stomach. She should have gone with her first choice of chicken and mayonnaise sandwich which may have left enough room for her to have one of the delicious looking home-made cakes (the tiffin looked superb). However, the cakes will have to be sampled on a subsequent visit - of which there will undoubtedly be many.

PermalinkPublished: 6th October 2007
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Categories: We like, Restaurants, Cafes, Family friendly, Tea shops, Bembridge and St Helens

18 comments

Comment from: jill [Visitor]
Have been coming down to the island for 15+ years and have only just discovered Baywatch Cafe on the Beach, thanks to Conde Nast Traveller Magazine. Things started badly, they had booked us in the next day, but they sorted it out and immediately insisted that the bottle of wine ordered, was on the house. A generous gesture that recognises that in the hospitality industry its all about service. Good quality ingrediants, well, if unspectacularly cooked, if anything the portions were too big, they could cut down portions by a third and charge 10% less.
31/08/06 @ 22:10
Comment from: Claire Peach [Visitor]
Went to the restaurant on a midsummers evening this year (2006). faultless; the kids choices were healthy, our options (Thai Mussels and Scallops with Pumpkin seed salsa) cooked with flair and delicacy and the service immaculate. A real treat.
01/09/06 @ 10:19
Comment from: Pandora [Visitor] Email · http://www.wightforum.com
We all love this site, great to find the best places for a good feed:)
22/10/06 @ 23:11
Comment from: Matt (not to be confused with the other one) [Visitor] Email
My partner and I have been to B on the B several times for evening meals, and are consistently entertained not only by the excellent food, but by the slightly laid-back owner, who just seems too gentlemanly to be running a hard nosed business, yet seems to be making a success of it.

Highly recommended from us!

Matt & Cat, keep up the excellent work!
07/11/06 @ 20:58
Comment from: L.S Mullett [Visitor] Email
I had the misfortune to eat in this establishment whilst on holiday, the location is great, beautiful views, this is the only good thing. The staff are mainly teenagers who are more interested in chatting to each other than doing their job, if you are looking for good food, go somehwere else, finally the place is full of screaming kids and even more noisy bad mannered parents, would not go back if the food was free.
27/01/07 @ 09:04
Comment from: J Wheelhouse [Visitor] Email
We had the most fabulous dining experience at this restaurant. As the huge full moon shimmered on the sea I had lobster, my wife seabass, whilst our children tucked into child portions of fillet steak and moules marinier. The service and food were simply perfect - as was the location. We even spoiled ourselves with a scrumptios dessert followed by coffee and liquers outside at a table by the sea. Cannot wait to return just as soon as it opens for the next season.
09/02/07 @ 18:06
Comment from: mike coombes [Visitor] Email
have been for a meal at baywatch on the beach over this easter weekend the food was to die for and the relaxed and welcoming staff made the evening so pleasurable.We decided to go back on the sunday night and enjoyed the evening once again. Nothing was too much trouble for the staff.i had whole grilled seabass and my wife had the very generous fillet steak with wild mushroom sauce, i must also reccomend the crab thermidore pancakes with a parmesan cheese glaze.We are islanders walking by and smelt the aroma of garlic butter filling the cool evening air and could not resist going in. Will be going back very soon.What ever they pay the chef is not enough.
09/04/07 @ 23:31
Comment from: Sean Kochanski [Visitor] Email
Came down to the island for the easter break with the family and were told to visit the baywatch from friends who live near by, they claimed it was out of this world!. i couldn't agree more with them! the front of house staff were extremely polite! a large variety of meals available, was a tad over priced but we were more than happy to pay because the service was impeccable and the food was delicious, i had the crab salad my mother had the fillet steak and my friend had a gourmet burger, all meals were very well presented and tasted great! will defiantly visit again!
12/04/07 @ 23:11
Comment from: Laurence Knowlson [Visitor] Email
My Father Owns Baywatch, I'm Glad To Hear These Fantastic Responses!

19/06/07 @ 19:00
Comment from: Blood red sumo [Visitor] Email · http://www.goodgamers.co.uk
well put review I canno agree more though I think that those that are getting angry with you because you cant visit all the restuarnts ought not to... your only two people!
23/06/07 @ 21:10
Comment from: Mad Mart [Visitor] Email · http://maybeitmutters.blogspot.com
We made our second visit to BOTB yesterday, in a rare child free lunchtime. We had the gourmet burgers, which were excellent. Service was good too. The only slight let down was the salad. Unlike M&C I rather like raw onion, especially red onion, to feature in my salad, but the red onion served was rather too potent! The rest of the salad was OK, and certainly fresh, but had that slightly bland flavour of supermarket produce. I have perhaps been spoiled recently by eating home grown onions, and some fantastically sweet and tasty peppers and tomatoes from Wight Salads at the County Show. This does highlight to me just how important getting the right ingredients is in making the prefect meal. Still, the meal was very enjoyable overall, and the burgers come highly recommended, and the views just top off the experience.
14/08/07 @ 14:04
Comment from: ukroseblue [Visitor] Email
My parents had the misfortune to accidently upset the owners daughter by asking a simple question about why they weren't able to reserve a table in the window, yet when they arrived for their meal, a window table had 'reserved' on it! When my parents wanted some clarification about this she wasn't able to answer! They weren't rude or aggressive but the next thing they knew, her father came out and asked them to leave as they had upset her and she was 'sobbing' in the kitchen! Very childish, no way to run a business and as local residents with many connections will never go there again and will no doubt talk about their experience to anyone who cares to listen. They went on to dinner at the excellent St Helen's restarant and have raved about it ever since. Very immature way to behave and i pity the other employees, who no doubt have to tread on eggshells around the daughter in case they accidently upset her and she goes running to 'Daddy'! Unbelievable!
18/08/07 @ 09:19
Comment from: Laurence [Visitor] Email
ukroseblue, the owners daughter has never worked at the baywatch...
20/08/07 @ 03:25
Comment from: Martin [Visitor]
Read the comments on this site & decided that LS Mullet must have visited on a bad day. Obviously not the only bad day! Visited on a Saturday evening. The location is great, with beautiful views. The staff are all sullen teenage girls except the owner who spent his time guarding the till. If you are looking for good food then go somewhere else. Very expensive burger & chips obviously cooked together in a deep fryer, burger was SOLID. (Non fish menu is VERY limited, 3 choices?). Two different fish dishes were awarded 5/10 by our wives. Very noisy but then it is only a prefab. Overwhelming impression of indifference to customers. Plenty of nicer, cheaper quality places on the island, some with equal views.
28/09/07 @ 19:48
Comment from: SW9 food lover [Visitor]
I visit this restaurant regularly with my family, my holiday home being just up the hill. I walk my dog daily past the Baywatch and call in for a glorious glass of their house red or an espresso almost every day.

Do book for dimmer - the food and service are truly exceptional, especially the lobster (you will not get it fresher). My boys love the gourmet burgers, but insist on ketchup...

The New England meets Florida Keys atmosphere is just right and the staff freindly and efficient. Congratulations to the whole family team on doing such a great job!
05/10/07 @ 11:28
Comment from: islandchica [Visitor]
I live in the village and eat at BontB a couple times a year. I do enjoy it but a couple of things would really improve the place:1. The portions are WAY too big - cut down by a third at least. 2.The student staff (especially in the summer) are a bit too gossipy and very concerned with the customers. They also do that very annoying "I'm not going to make eye contact with you so you can ask me for anything" thing too. 3. Hate paying £20 for lobster salad and then getting the condiments in squeezy plastic sachets. This is ok for takeaway but not here. This and the ugly beer label parasols outside slightly lower the tone of what could be a real gem.
17/12/07 @ 10:45
Comment from: Andy [Visitor]
£2.75 for a bag of chips?
I think I'll take a picnic next time.
13/07/08 @ 11:51
Comment from: stephen pellatt [Visitor]
looking foward to coming over on the 13th sept.me and mum (90 this year)always head for bwothb for its wonderful breakfast! its a must .a great start to our annual holiday,a really great welcome !!!
11/08/08 @ 18:02

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