Baywatch on the Beach, St Helens

The Baywatch on the Beach Cafe has a reputation for good food in a stunning location. It also offers food both at lunchtime and in the evening, and so Matt and Cat have visited at both these times, on separate occasions. You can read the two resulting reviews here.
OCTOBER 2007: EVENING MENU
Following Matt and Cat's first visit at lunchtime, the Baywatch review has been one of the most popular on the whole site, and attracted many comments both favourable and otherwise. Matt and Cat decided to make a second visit, this time to sample the evening menu.
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Plenty has been said about the Baywatch on the Beach's location. In the evening it is just as lovely; lights from distant boats twinkle across the sea and, when Matt and Cat visited, they also watched the helicopter India Juliet sweeping across the harbour entrance.
Cat had sensibly booked a table at the restaurant and, on arrival, your reviewers were greeted by the polite proprietor who seated them by the vast picture window. M and C took a moment to relax and gaze at St Helens sea fort in the last of the rapidly fading evening light.
Menus soon arrived, along with drinks and more courteous repartee from the proprietor. The menu selection at the Baywatch on the Beach is short but impressive. There will be something for all tastes, particularly for those who enjoy seafood. Crustaceans, shellfish and fish dishes make up the majority of the bill of fare and can be ordered as starters, soup, salad and main courses with a variety of treatments.
There is also beef, available as 8oz fillet steak and the 'Baywatch special gourmet burger' which was well rated by Mad Mart, chicken and a couple of vegetarian options, including butternut squash, goats cheese and pine nut risotto. As well as this regular menu, there is a tempting specials menu.
It didn't take Cat long to choose - her normal favourite chicken has been demoted to the number two spot by a new love: fillet steak. She can't get enough of it! Matthew's instinct was to have the burger but, breaking with tradition, he opted for the special menu's tuna steak on a bed of French beans and mixed olives. Both chose chips and Mediterranean vegetables.
Whilst waiting for the food to arrive, Matt and Cat watched the daylight fade across the English Channel until their view of the sea was exchanged for that of their expectant faces, reflected in the window.

Matt's steak was a whopper! It was served on a perky-green bed of French beans, cooked al dente - delightfully crisp. Cat's medium-cooked fillet steak looked nice and juicy; browned on the outside and pinkish in the middle. It looked a bit lonely on the plate with just a ramekin of tomato and onion chutney to keep it company.

In a moment the chips and what seemed to be only one portion of veg arrived. Cat made enquiries: was the bowl of vegetables for both of them? It was. An extra bowl was offered but, concerned about possibly incurring additional expense on an already high-end meal, they declined. The pretty uninspiring skinny fries supplied were not quite as impressive as Matt and Cat had been expecting. Perhaps some chunky steak-cut chips or even fresh-cut potato wedges might have upped the ante. None-the-less, it all got eaten.
The steak was very tasty but not as soft as some Cat had eaten. She decided that this was not the fault of the Baywatch or its steak; she should have ordered it rare, as she usually does. Matt's tuna really was a well-crafted meal, featuring a splendid combination of tastes and textures. Balsamic reduction and the finest slivers of red onion gave the gently-flavoured tuna and beans a real zing.
As mentioned above, the Baywatch on the Beach is not the cheapest place to eat. For a single course and drinks Matt and Cat paid out some £40; which is well towards the top of the scale, even for meals of that standard.
Despite the comments below Matt and Cat found no evidence of surly gossiping teenagers weeping in the kitchen. Apart from the early attention of the proprietor, the service did tend towards the indifferent and, at nearly £20 for one dish, Matt and Cat would perhaps have hoped for a bit more interaction. After all, it's not just food that you pay for in a restaurant; even staff in the most humble of cafes will usually offer more drinks, ask if you want any sauces or, part way through the meal will come and check if everything is OK.
So, is the Baywatch on the Beach worth the high level of praise received through this eating out guide and elsewhere? The location is unparalleled, and Matt and Cat can confidently report that if you're willing to pay a good price, you're going to get some very good food at the Baywatch, without a doubt.
JUNE 2006: LUNCHTIME MENU
The Baywatch on the Beach Cafe has a reputation for good food in a stunning location. A gentle stroll along the pretty causeway to the protected sand dunes led your reviewers to the perfectly positioned cafe. Families frolicked in the sea on June's first sunny weekend and Matt and Cat's thoughts turned to ice cream.
However, the walkers soon had their heads turned away from ice cream and towards the Baywatch on the Beach lunchtime menu. As well as serving the traditional ice cream and snacks for those on the beach, this cafe-cum-restaurant has seemingly pulled off the remarkable feat that so many places try to emulate - it showed full menus for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and it seems that the place does good trade for all three sessions. This is not surprising, given the spectacular location. Matt and Cat went at lunchtime, so this review can only give a perspective on the lunchtime offerings.
There was plenty on offer in the way of main meals and sandwiches and baguettes including chicken, ham and crab. Prices were definitely more than the normal beach cafe - but then this place is so much more than an ordinary beach cafe. Matt and Cat decided on chicken strips, chips and salad - Matt went for the regular dish while Cat was allowed to have the child's portion. Within a moment their drinks arrived; a steaming mug of tea for Matt and a long glass of cool refreshing apple juice for Cat. With hardly any noticeable delay, the food followed.

The meals were nicely presented with sprinklings of parsley on the plates. The salad was fresh with three different sorts of pepper, some crinkly lettuce, plenty of cucumber and the ubiquitous raw onion slices. The dressing was very pleasant, although Cat's attempts to deconstruct the flavour failed; it might have been Caesar sauce. The chicken strips were probably not home-created but they were nice and hot and the chicken wasn't rubbery or gristly.
Cat's eyes were, alas, bigger than her stomach. She should have gone with her first choice of chicken and mayonnaise sandwich which may have left enough room for her to have one of the delicious looking home-made cakes (the tiffin looked superb). However, the cakes will have to be sampled on a subsequent visit - of which there will undoubtedly be many.
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32 comments
Highly recommended from us!
Matt & Cat, keep up the excellent work!
Do book for dimmer - the food and service are truly exceptional, especially the lobster (you will not get it fresher). My boys love the gourmet burgers, but insist on ketchup...
The New England meets Florida Keys atmosphere is just right and the staff freindly and efficient. Congratulations to the whole family team on doing such a great job!
I think if it wasn't for the fantastic location, it wouldn't be nearly so popular. The food is ok - not stunning - and very, very overpriced.
We've had a couple of 'altercations' with the manager who, with the greatest of respect, isn't the most organised person in the world.
About thirty years ago it was the most fantastic beach cafe.....
I took some friends for a night walk on the beach today.
I had the misfortune to lose my car key on the beach and after searching for an hour was still no further in finding it.
We asked in b.o.b if they had a torch we could borrow and althought they did not and they were shutting up and going home for the night the manager could not have been more helpfull. He took us home to shanklin but half way my partner rang and had found the key. So the manger then took us all the way back to st helens. He was a polite and helpfull gentleman who went right out of his way for us and i completely appriciate it and look forward to eating there soon.
Matt and Cat respond: Thanks for your comment, Kerry. We'd be very interested in hearing your opinions of the food at Baywatch on the Beach, if you ever eat there.
Unfortunately, against my better judgement, my wife persuaded me not to make a fuss, (she's recently had a bereavement and was trying to have a stress-free day), and suggested it was up to other customers to check their own cutlery. Maybe it was just as well we had take-away cups.
I noticed they have a 4-star hygiene rating - I wonder if that covers things like cleanliness of implements?
I have seen so many people park their motors and when they have seen the menu
they drive away.
The view and location is fantastic shame about the prices.
My family and I went there a couple of years ago for breakfast but the girl serving could not make a decent cup of tea (I couldn't tell if it was Nats or Cats)
Come on do the cleaning on a rota basis.
Both times we had long waits for food and spent the time at the table watching the uninterested girls taking orders. The location is lovely but the food is not exceptional for the prices and the service is SLOW. We have an apartment in St Helens and would always visit here once, but probably not twice, on our holidays. Everyone from the owner guy to the waiting staff seems very uninterested in the customers and smiles are very rare!.The menu has been the same for many years. Such a shame because it could be fantastic.



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