The Spyglass Inn, Ventnor

On a rainy Sunday at the fag-end of the summer holidays, Matt and Cat took a large family gathering to Ventnor in search of a good feed. Naturally their thoughts turned to The Spyglass, which was the first in a notable local chain of pubs across the Island, others of which have garnered very good reviews from your diligent researchers.
Matt and Cat have, in the past, eaten many pleasant meals at the Spyglass. It is a remarkable venue, poised above the sea at Ventnor, with spectacular views across the little bay and its beach, and with a strange microclimate that encourages you to sit outside at almost any time of the year. Thus it was with no hesitation that the family party settled itself in the Boathouse - a comfortable and roomy extension to the atmospheric but convoluted little rooms of the main pub. As it was Sunday afternoon, the party thought little of the sticky tables and chip-strewn floor - after all, the kids in their party were likely to add to the mess soon enough. In the main pub a guitarist was tuning up for one of the daily live music performances which, in this intimate venue, is an enjoyable year-round treat.
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The menu is simple and straightforward, with a good supply of pub grub standards, sandwiches, baguettes, salads, grills and burgers, with a few local crab dishes featured. The prices are not the cheapest but, for family dining, there is often a premium to be paid in the most popular locations such as the Spyglass. The pub caters for families, with a decent children's menu (perhaps with an emphasis on chips that Jamie Oliver might not have approved of, even if the children undoubtedly do) although whilst waiting for dinner to arrive, the youngest member of the party was discomfited by the surprisingly meagre baby changing facilities in the establishment.

Crab salad
The meals arrived, and brought consternation for Cat as it transpired that Matt had feebly ordered her a beef sandwich instead of the requested beef salad. The waitress gallantly and immediately leapt in with an apology and a complementary bowl of salad for Cat, despite it clearly being no fault of the Spyglass. This was a most impressive bit of service.
The food was good, although perhaps not such exuberantly presented big portions as might be found in, say, sister pubs The Dairyman's Daughter or The Bargeman's Rest. Matt's jumbo local sausage was a little blander than expected, but perfectly good and a welcome hot feed on a damp afternoon. The local beer, very well kept, served to improve matters and complemented the meal very well.
Sadly, at this point the good stuff began to come to an unexpected halt. Despite your reviewers confidently assuming that the Spyglass would perform as it always had done in the past, on this occasion the pub must have been having a bad day in the back room because the party found not one, not two, but three dirty plates amongst their meals. And not just a few crumbs either. Matt's pudding came with a smear of mashed potato and gravy, Cat's sandwich plate included some unexpected second-hand mustard, and another plate had obviously been stacked on top of another dirty plate and not had its bottom washed as the underside was crusty with grot. Given the ravenous children and the lateness of the hour the party decided not to complain and request a re-run of the meal, as no doubt the very helpful staff would have been very happy to oblige, but, frankly, it was not worth the bother.
So, The Spyglass. Expecting to rave, Matt and Cat find themselves obliged to report a flawed diamond. Still, it's the most fantastic location, and has certainly done well historically. Give it a try - Matt and Cat will do so again, in the hope of being able to report improvements.
UPDATE: Matt and Cat revisited the Spyglass with some friends for Sunday lunch. Things were much better this time. Decent food at very reasonable prices, served fairly quickly in big portions and with some very nice ales - all to the accompaniment of live music. And no dirty plates. It was crowded and a bit smoky in the main pub but the Boathouse extension, whilst less atmospheric, was more roomy. An enjoyable meal in convivial surroundings.
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41 comments
We've been going there for around 12 years and I'm pretty certain she's been there the whole time, but we have never had as much as a smile or eye contact and the most half hearted of 'thank you's'. She hurries you when you order and is abrupt and offhand. Friends and relatives have all made the same observation. I had assumed that she was the landlady as I'm staggered that if she's an employee she's not been spoken to.
Don't be put off going, but be prepared for a frosty reception!
The Spyglass sadly trades on it's position with a bank of microwaves - oh she did put my fisherman's pie back in the microwave so the cheese sperated out into oil.
still my favorite been going since it opened
What a crying shame great location need proper catering and good menu
It's a real shame that the food is so poor, and this lady is so insistant on impressing her awfull temperment upon her customer's! Only a quick occasional pint outside from now on for me, so that I can take in the fantastic location.
She got cross with us once, because she once dropped some of our prawn order onto the terrace........ scary, very scary!
But we wonder, how is she still in business?
Ordered 'de-luxe' double cheese burger £9.25 and asked for garlic mayo instead of normal got a surcharge of 50p ! £9.75 total
'Deluxe' ?? hmmm I think not - cheap burger bap, cheap processed burger cheese, cheap frozen chips (which weren't the worst bland anaemic affair but still) reasonable side salad.
I actually felt a bit ill ( cheap meat, cheap everything and not 'deluxe' ) after eating most of it - and unusually for me, I actually failed to finish it.
The spyglass has one of the best locations on the island - and wasted.
Great views, atmosphere, location & great music, thanks to the Goose Island Syncopators who were playing, cheers Keith BUT
The menu is in desperate need of an overhaul - the food & actual menu card. And the beer is some of the most expensive on the island
resting its laurels, just serves cheap food for the masses 5/10
Shame that they do not offer tea by the pot and serve all tea with UHT rather than a small jug of fresh milk. £2.80 for 2 medium sized cups of tea, I recommend that the owners pay a visit to Quarr Abbey to guage what a pot of team made with "real" milk looks and tastes like.
The beer was excellent (my primary reason for visiting) and the food portions huge, but the quality and variety nowhere near as good as chain pubs like Slug & Lettuce which is a great shame.
The family is back next August and hopefully there will have been some improvements.
Stopped at Taveners in Godshill who managed to rectify the day.
Note to self: Must check internet for reviews before eating out!
My first ever review on Matt & Cat (5 years ago - see top of page) struck a chord with many other diners when I mentioned the miserable woman taking the food orders. In fact, members of our party mentioned her, unprompted, on our drive to the pub today! In an odd sort of way, I was quite disappointed to find an extremely pleasant lady taking the food orders - smiling, polite, please and thank you and even wishing us an enjoyable meal!
We usually take over a booth area at the front of the pub (many years ago it was a no smoking room - old habits die hard) but some other diners had beaten us to it. Cheek!
The food arrived promptly and was excellent, apart from slightly limp chips (for me, the others were fine) and overly wet salad for one diner. Big portions delighted us chaps but was too much for the ladies. When 5 of the 6 meals arrived and we enquired where the last meal was, I realised in horror that I had forgotten to place one of the diners food orders. In a stroke of magic the staff produced the 'missing' dish with a matter of minutes. This was truly impressive as it was entirely my fault and we were all able to eat together.
A very good experience, slightly spoilt by two recurring 'problems' that we have experienced a few times (each) this week in a number of establishments on the Island.
The first was a family from hell with a screaming baby. I have come to the conclusion that my wife and I were the only people who, when our children were very young, worried about spoiling other diners meals and took the 'offending' child outside until quietness was restored. Sadly, this level of consideration does not appear to be replicated by many people.
Secondly, there were several dogs in the pub, including one sat on a chair. Yuck! I don't notice this problem as much on the mainland and I know that dog lovers fail to accept that it is off putting for non canine obsessives, but I stand by my comments made earlier (re The Folly Inn) that dogs (other than guide dogs or hearing dogs) should NOT be allowed in eating establishemts - full stop.
So, food 8 out of 10, service 10 out of 10, but overall 7 out of 10 as a couple of points need to be docked for the presence of animals in a food establishment.
When are the restaurants going to deal with this "problem"? As soon as we see dogs in a restaurant, we head straight back for the door. As previous people have said, you never know whether animals have been on or at a nearby table, and especially if there hasn't been a proper clear up. Thankfully there are enough good clean places to eat on our island.
If you go to this pu or The Folly, Blacksmiths etc there will be dogs, if you don not like dogs when your eating do not go to these places! Dont moan thats your fault for choosing a cheap food pub and not paying a few quid more for some quality!
The same sort of lame arguements were used over smoking and now, thank goodness, that is banned in all indoor public places.
Pubs are not cheap places to eat these days. During a 1 week break I do not wish to eat in restaurants every lunchtime thank you. Pubs used to be cheap spit and sawdust places for drinking and snacks. Now they are restaurants that serve drinks.
I do not expect dog owners or dog lovers to appreciate how unpleasant it is for others to have to eat alongside animals, just as smokers fail to accept just how revolting and intrusive their habit is.
How can you compare Smoking in pubs to Dogs in pubs? What Nonsense!!
Never heard of anyone dying from passive dog dribbling! If you don't like dogs then don't go in pubs that allow them! Quite Simple!!
There are plenty of eateries of varying quality/price that don't allow dogs, use them! don't try and impose your preferences on the rest of us!
How about regular visits to a different Island....Isle of Dogs might be good!
Sadly, the canine obsessives fail to appreciate the irony that it is them forcing their habits on us, rather than the other way around!
As for the pathetic 'go to another island' comment, tourism is the biggest source of income and job creation for the Island. Narrow minded attitudes like that result in business closures, increased unemployment and the associated drop in property prices that go with it. Time to wake up to the real world!



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